"You Can't Argue With a Twit" a new blog

Sometimes I just can't help myself. I got an idea for a blog theme. I thought about it for a while. I posted to FB and Twitter asking what people thought of it and getting no negative replies decided that it was a GO. Therefore, I did it. It's called "You Can't Argue With a Twit". Once up and live it received 36 pageviews before I even got around to promoting it. This Internet is amazing. Thanks to DARPA for inventing it and making it possible for computers to form networks even though THAT will be the eventual downfall of the human race.  "What part of SkyNet don't you understand?"

If you have any examples, send them. Post in the comments or tell me you have something and I'll send you an email to send to. I'm open to Guests and regular Contributors. I think this one is going to be BIG.

Choose Your Words Wisely

After a string of rainy days that started the week, a local meteorologist reported that the outlook for Wednesday was going to be sunny and clear. She ended her news segment by wishing the viewing audience a "dry hump day."

Whether it is too good

While riding the train into work this morning a woman boarded at the last stop before the end of the run. She proclaimed that this day the weather was "really really nice." She went on to say that it was too nice to go into her office and why is it that they will close offices when the weather is too bad but not when it was too good. I said that the idea was a sound one and that I was going to mention it to the Director where I work. He would be just the type of person who would consider that a reasonable idea.

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Silly Firefly

Late in the evening I was sitting at my dining room table typing at my laptop computer. The darkened window would normally show me the new spring leaves of the trees that have returned to their annual green. There on the glass outside was the intermittent green flash of a firefly. Alone in his attractiveness he was plying a futile effort at sex. This is only the middle of May, I reasoned. Now was no time for fireflies. Their time is supposed to be June and July. His time was supposed to be then, not now.

The silly bugger would not be bugging anyone at all. I turned off the lights and went out to the back yard to see if he was indeed alone. To his dismay, he was. It just doesn't pay to be premature or late when dealing with sex. Unless the ladies emerge tomorrow evening he may never experience the joys of simultaneous orgasmic tail flashing.

Time Flees

Most people wonder where the time goes. I want to know where time comes from so I  go get some more. 

Florida Woman Cuts Loose

Here is the question - is this Florida woman A) crazed on drugs, B) having a psychotic break, or C) just being a silly bugger?

The back story is this... Amie Carter, a 31 year old Florida woman took to the street (after taking off all her clothes) and proceeded to masturbate in front of a couple in a Lexus. She then jumped on the car and dented the hood and roof. My question is, "Why doesn't this kind of show happen to me when I'm stuck in traffic?" I am truly surprised that multiple cellphone videos have not yet surfaced on the Internets.

From the Inquisitr web story it is abundantly clear that the Police are highly articulate when it was reported that...

"Arriving on the scene, police witnessed the naked woman parading around in the middle of Formosa Avenue, noting in their report that the naked suspect pretty much defined naked as she 'wasn’t wearing any clothes.'"
Read more at Inquisitr

If you know anyone who was in the area at the time and had the foresight to whip out their cellphone and record this heinous act, please leave a comment here.

We DID Need Another Hero.

For the movie sequel, "Age of Ultron" domestic box office total after eight days is $217.6 million. The original Ultron movie did $244 million for “The Avengers.” Both are records for release-week revenues. I guess we DID need another hero, unlike the lyrics that Tina Turner sang for Beyond Thunderdome.

Jade Helm 15 and Counting

Run for the hills. Git chur ammo now. Obama is a comin'. You are doomed to FEMA camps in Wal-mart stores. Jade Helm 15 is the conspiracy you have been waiting for. Federal troops are on your doorstep. The Plan says they will be there July through September, but THAT is just what they want you to think. Or at least what Alex Jones wants you to think. The tunnels connecting the six hurriedly shuttered Wal-mart stores across the nation are being dug at a furious pace.

Texans ought to be happy being interned in a Walmart store. Everything they need is right there. I've seen the pix of the beautiful women there and the suave men. Who could ask for better.  No need to go home to spouse and children. All the beef jerky and Pepsi you can consume is at your disposal. and the Dew. Who can forget the Dew?

Of course Wal-mart is fully denying and involvement as one would expect.

"Wal-Mart issued a statement Monday to TPM dismissing 'rumors' that tunnels were being built by the U.S. military beneath closed stores in an attempt to launch a takeover of Texas. 'There’s no truth to the rumors,' Wal-Mart spokesperson Lorenzo Lopez told TPM via email."

Can I get a "Yeah, Right!" from the peanut gallery? The silly buggers in Texas, especially the new Head Goober, Gov. Greg Abbott (R) felt it necessary to order the Texas National Guard to monitor the US Army operations for clues that they were about to institute Martial Law. Actually, this was a misheard statement. He thought they said Marital Law and he thought the LGBTQRNMTCX folks were about to invoke the Wrath of God with Obama's Blessings.

"We need to stop these sinners before God sees that we allowed them to inherit each others property, visit in the hospital and obtain health insurance from some other LGBTQRNMTCX individual. THAT would undermine our stance against people having access to medical services from patriotic Doctors, nurses and orderlies."

It is unfortunate that the name Jade Helm is so similar to the Sci-fi TV series Charlie Jade where government and corporate conspiracies abound.  Otherwise the Texas insanity would be non-existent. Well, maybe not.

No matter what you say, what you do, there are those people who will "hear what they want to hear and disregard the rest". It just goes to show that you can't argue with a twit.

A Frayed Knot

Rocky the Boston Terrier is a great political strategist. His sage advice is "Always be the last one into the fray."

He ought to know with all the tussles and tugs-of-war that he has won. When he was asked about a particular candidate's prospects of winning the party nomination, his reply was...

A Frayed Knot

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Spam and Saltines

Not that I want SPAM comments on my blogs but in light of the extremely low number of comments they get, I was even more distressed by the fact that all of the various blogs together have ZERO spammed comments.

When I was in my teens and twenties, I did a lot of white water rafting on such rivers as the Cheat and Youghiogheny. After a long morning stretch  on a cold water river, lunch was a welcome thing. Shivering from near hypothermic exposure, one of the favorite meals was Spam and Saltines followed down by a Royal Crowd Cola. At that time of my life a salty fatty sugary meal that was quick to prepare and even faster to eat was an ideal. The saltines were the only item that required protection from the river water. Calories were first and foremost the order of the day.

I miss those days, but not the salty fatty sugary food. Well two out of three is not bad.

The 4-foot High Club

From this directive, I would think taking the train would be no fun. There are other perks of train travel both for purpose and pleasure. However, if you eschewed the prohibition you could join the "4-foot high club"

Not the least of the benefits of train travel over car and plane is that you can get up and walk around without being to told to return to your seat. You CAN use your phone and computer the entire time of your trip. So if refraining from carnal pursuits is not a deal-breaker, taking the train is a good option.