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Monday, April 20, 2015

Silly Bugger Steak Eater

This Texas steak eating competition is the most obscene of the food eating contests that ever has been seen. This comes especially at the time that Republican Legislatures and Legislators are busy sponsoring and passing bills that limit the food items that people who receive SNAP funds are permitted to buy. "No steak or lobster for you," says the indignant analpores in the legislature.


Molly Schuyler ate the meals of 54 low-income people in one sitting of 20 MINUTES. And this time is not her first. "She broke her own record..." the MSN.com story reported.


There must be something in the human psyche that revels in the consumption of everything while others do without.

The more traditional competition eating of hotdogs, hard-boiled eggs, and cherry pies does not seem as obscene as steak or let's say, shrimp. Such endeavors are likewise silly bugger shit especially in light of the attitudes against all those "lazy, job-adverse, welfare queens who have all the babies just to get the monthly check" people.

In addition to this winner of the Ms. Gluttony Award Texas, there were other contestants who did not win. They too consumed 100s of meals worth of steak and potatoes that could have fed a lot of children and their low-income parents. The shame is not limited to females who undertake this silly bugger example of conspicuous consumption. The men too are equally guilty.

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