I am home from my vacation in Apalachicola

I am home from my vacation in  Apalachicola, no thanks to American Airlines who would have left us in Charlotte if it were up to them. I know I am home because on my way from my parking space to the Bank where I work, there were maybe ten bag people in front of the library smoking a joint, and one of them asked me if I wanted a hit. And I am wearing sandals with my winter coat...