Chemtrails and Flat Earth (PROOF)

Hello, there, chemtrail enthusiasts. Hello to you flat earth devotees too. Boy do I have some news for you silly buggers.

Yeah, man is altering the chemistry of the atmosphere in a big way. Nature is doing its part too. We are creating a dire effect from which we might not recover in the next couple of centuries. Those high-altitude jets are spewing hydrocarbons and aerosol water droplets into the atmosphere making weird clouds and odd rainbow effects. Maybe our sperm counts are being reduced and our brains being usurped by aluminum strands and barium isotopes. Have you looked at your Willie lately? Is he noticeably smaller these days? That is not a Mandela Effect. It's your eye sockets which have been altered and your kidneys are higher up in your ribcage. Your brain case is thicker now making for less room for gray matter. It's the impacts of too much CO2 in the air.

That human CO2 is loaded by the exhaust from our cars, our cruise ship, the oil supertankers, bovine flatulence, human flatulence, and just our ordinary respiration.

We add 40 billion tons of CO2 into the atmosphere annually. That is no small measure. Do you have any idea how many chemtrail jets would have to fly to equal that amount of CO2? Millions.

A great many conspiracy devotees are convinced there is a, well yes, conspiracy by the Illuminati to depopulate the earth, to control the minds of each and every human on the planet. That jobs is the purview of NASCAR, the NFL and Katy Perry. The Illuminati would be better served by taking the lead of Madison Avenue to show everyone how great their lives would be if their neighbor wasn't gay, or a different skin color or an opposing political party member.

All that carbon! Yeah, some of it is from volcanoes and an-hydrates erupting under the sea, but when you add it all up you get an ELE in slo-mo. I didn't forget the flat earthers.

In order for the flat earth model to have any credence, it must be covered by an impenetrable dome. So impenetrable is it that amateur rockets bounce off of it and Admiral Byrd's aeroplanes crash into it in the Antarctic and disappear. With this dome above us, there is no way for the heat and CO2 to escape.

We poor humans will suffer hypoxia when the CO2 level rises too much, the oceans die and there are no longer enough plants to turn CO2 into O2. More people means more CO2 and more plastic bottle floating the Pacific.

Maybe CERN will create a new reality where these problems don't exist. Meanwhile I suspect I will have to hold my breath. Yeah, I lied about the Proof, it's still conjecture.