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Monday, November 9, 2015

Non-sequitur Coffee Controversy


Some Christians have lost their minds. Not all of them. Maybe it is only the ones who have Twitter and Facebook accounts. Coupled with that they must already have a gripe against Starbuck's Coffee and a major persecution complex.

This subset of Christendom are saddled with an acute sense of non-sequitur in their belief system. The essential facts of this brew-ha-ha are as follows:

  1. Starbuck's white coffee cups with their green logo are the norm most of the year.
  2. In years past they temporarily changed they cup design to include wintry imagery such as snow flakes, pine trees and snow-personages.
  3. This year (2015) they decided to make their seasonal cups red with their green logo.  

In those years past the anti-winter, anti-cold temperature people bought the coffee in the green decorative cups and enjoyed the taste, aroma, and warm fingers that the hot coffee provide and they kept their mouths shut. Except of course to sip the tasty brew.

This year there has arisen a cadre of irate people who think that Starbucks is disrespecting Christmas, Jesus and their entire faith by not placing the pagan symbols on their coffee cups. Their claim is one of "outrage and amplification" and an allegation of a "War of Christmas."

In the 1950's a red coffee cup would have been construed as an endorsement of Communism and subject to the Joseph McCarthy investigations and the resultant black listing of anyone accused of being a Commie during the "red scare." Unamerican you were.

If Starbucks had decided to make their cups blue this year, conservatives and Republicans and their radio and TV mouthpieces would be screaming Liberal Bias and calling for the same level of boycott.

By the same token why are not the Liberal and Democratically minded people outraged that Starbucks has endorsed the GOP by adopting their major color identity?

There are think tank focus groups who sit around all day coming up with ways to develop attention to their causes and positions. They have a formula that co-mixes their agenda with anything anyone does and injects it into the public venue. Sometimes they are successful and other time they flop. It is difficult to see the true size of a movement or boycott when the provocateurs are so prolific and own hundreds of thousands of Twitter and Facebook accounts with which to bat a small message around until it look like it is everywhere.

When I ran a small transit company, a salesman stopped by to sell me vehicle cleaning supplies. "You must have a large fleet," he said, "I see your white vans everywhere." Most of my vans were blue. One of them was white.





Sunday, September 27, 2015

Queen For A Day


Back in the early Black and White days of Television there was a show called "Queen For A Day." The premise was for show host, Jack Bailey, to get women to get up and tell their story to the studio audience. The Applause Meter registered the sound level for each of the four contestants. The contestants were members of the studio audience. "Unsuspecting" she was to be "the one". It did not matter who she was. It mattered only that she would be emotional at the personal attention that she was about to get and convey her story to the audience.


Jump ahead 50 to 60 years and we have Kim Davis interviewing for the title of Queen For a Day. She reached the national radar by denying men and women marriage licenses in her home county of Rowan, Kentucky. As County Clerk she must issue and sign all marriage licenses. She personally objected to issuing a license to two men or two women. She claimed Christian Privilege as the basis of her refusal to perform the duties of her elected office. So in steps the Family Research Council and other conservative anti-civil rights organizations. She tells her sorry story and the Applause Meter began to register. "Keep going Kim, you made the needle move." She then shut down all marriage license issuance and told people to go elsewhere. "Kim, the needle is moving more. Do something dramatic." 


She then was summoned to Federal court to be told to do her job and stop discriminating. She refuse that order and was immediately taken into custody. "Well done, Kim, you'll be a martyr for our cause." So then Republican candidates for president jumped to her side and one showed up to hold her arm high in a sign of victory. "You've DONE IT, Kim, You ARE Queen for a Day." She was lavished with praise, shown crucifixes dangling from sticks in front of her face, given a bouquet of flowers and made to again weep with joy. The only thing missing from the media circus was the playing of "Pomp and Circumstances." I guess they would run into an IP issue so they pirated "Eye of the Tiger" instead.

Now you must recall that the "honor" of being Queen For a Day on the TV show was not to make the women feel better, but to sell advertising minutes and hawk the sponsors' products. The winner would get a washer-dryer, dinner for two on the town, a bouquet of flowers, a crown and an ermine lined red velvet robe, flatware, matching pots and pans, in short what every woman from 1945 through 1964 really wanted. After the it was all over for the day, she had to give back the robe and crown.
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Saturday, September 12, 2015

Make America Grate

I lay down on the sofa for a mid-afternoon nap and was quickly asleep. I had propped my head on the thick upholstered arm of the sofa and had the back of my neck directly against it. When I awakened the entire back of my head and neck were numb from the pressure. I was panicked at first. The thought of what Sarah Palin says popped into my mind. What she said was making sense. Rick Santorum was not an analpore and Donald trump had all the right answers to Make America Grate. I suddenly realized that with part of my brain asleep I was a Republican. As the blood returned to circulation in my scalp and neck it felt cool and tingly. My thinking became clear again and my Democratic leaning returned to full prominence.



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